Cloud & Sky - A conversation

Cloud O Cloud

Why do you often shroud?

You reflect a certain mood

Sometimes bright, sometimes brood.

Sky o Sky

Below you I lie

So I Shroud standing by

As I float, I soon will fly.

Cloud O Cloud

You produce water

A slight pressure you scatter

A violent fall you shatter.

Sky O Sky

You can turn a multitude of colors

Just like the Hibiscus Mutabilis flowers

Camouflaging the showers.

Cloud O Cloud

You spew rain

Without which life on earth is uncertain

My loss is your gain.

Sky O Sky

You carry brightness all day

Sun, moon, stars and I all in your bay

Let us beautify the earth come what May!

PS: Sky starts the conversation. A wild imagination though..:)

- Karthick

Half yearly updates - 2016 - Part I(Jan - June)

JANUARY - 2016

When combining‘re’ and ‘solution’:

What resolution to take? It is better to re-visit all the problems faced in 2015 and find a solution, which can be called re-solution.

Horns make noise, no?

So the Bull taming sport Jallikattu is back and the news is making quite a noise in Tamilnadu, why? Because the bull has two horns.
*Jallikattu*

Some lessons are learnt better with bitter experiences:

Social service is like walking besides thorns, CROOKS would be walking with you and any time they WILL push you on the thorns. So ci al factors before getting into social service. 
*I say it is better to mind your own business*

Height of Dryness:
Even Pongal, the harvest festival, for me, translates as golden gal. Sigh.
*Happy Pongal* *Fun intended*

My passport’s status:

So now it takes only a week to get a passport? Damn, it took 45 days of untiring efforts for my passport which was taken on high aspirations, but even it hasn't travelled out from my locked briefcase

FEBRUARY

This shows that I am dried up pretty worse:

FEBRUARY, the month of love is romantic for people who are committed but for guys like us, who are dried up pretty worse, this month is FEBWORRY. Furthermore, for wino's who are single and failed in love, FEBREWERY.

These pandemic diseases are a big worry:

"Every end is a sign of a new beginning".
How true is the above aphorism on the recent pandemic diseases? Ebol'A' scare ended, 'Z'ika began. Sadly, Zik'A' also indicates a new beginning.

Valentine’s Day thoughts:

Committed: Valentine's week.
Single: Valentine is weak

Love is owing. Owing your time, emotion and everything to your loved ones. So, Let love be Lowe.
*Happy Valentine's day* *Serious update? Watch out for more puns today*

Valentine's day fell on 'S'unda'Y', good that a meaningful truth is subtly implied. Love always starts with a 'S' and ends with a lot of 'Y', no?

Valentine's Day is on a holiday or to say in a usual girl's response in love, leave.

Love is like a tree. Relationship is trunk. Boys, branches. Girls, leaves.

This Shane Warne is a shithead:

Shane Warne puts his head inside a box full of reptiles in a reality show and gets nipped by an Anaconda.
Anaconda: Who are you da?
Warne: Aniconda.
Anaconda: *bites* if you are Anaconda, who am I da?
Warne: *groans* dei, I said I am An-icon-da.

When V IV is 54:

Brendon McCullum gets embarrassed hitting the fastest ton in '54' balls in his last test because he surpassed his idol Viv Richards who hit in 56 balls.
Viv was his idol? Viv = 54, no? Destined?

March

What does March mean? My version:

As February, the month of love ended, March should have some meaning. What would it be? 
We should be the Masters of architecting our life, no? Is that why the name M arch?

Tamilnadu Elections and the dates turned Symbolic:

So the polling is on May 16th and results on May 19th.

Promises of politicians till polling - 1'6'.
Promises of politicians after polling - 1'9'.

Turning 16 upside down is 19, no? How SYMBOLIC.

When disorder orders:

Health: Obey my order.
I: What order?
Health: Disorder.
*Sigh*

Tamilnadu Elections and Vijayakanth combo:

Vijaykanth wants to stand alone. Leave out the alliance; can he at least stand alone on stage without the mic stand?

Random Thought:

If being static is sitting idle, then, being in motion is also sitting, no?

Pi day and Pykara:

Pi Day: Ooty people have a reason to celebrate Pi Day:

19 KMS from Ooty, we have a place known for its picturesque waterfalls which comprises of 60 meters approx. Dividing 60/19 we get 3.14 approx. That's PiKara for us.
*Should have gone there today*

Cricket:ICC World Cup T20:

Budding bowlers getting advice from Nehra:

Last over:

Pandya: How to bowl.
Nehra: Nehra
Pandya: How to bowllll????
Nehra: Nehra
Pandya: Dei, How to bowlllllll???
Nehra: Nehra.

That's how he bowled straight getting advice from Nehra.

The Prime numbers showed their prime form:

New Zealand, throughout this tournament has been in prime form. Nevertheless, today's score 153 relates to prime, no?
*EngvsNZ* *Prime numbers*

This would be the most romantic activity of a beau done to his lady love:

The hijacking of the Egyptair flight was for love? The hijacker's favourite movie should be Titanic and his favourite dialogue should be of that of Kate Winslet's 'Hi, Jack'.
*Egyptair hijack*

April

What sense these spurious baba's make? (To people who can understand Tamil).

This Baba, Sri Sri are called Irattai Kelavi in Tamil which when segregated makes no sense at all as the real Sri Sri's and Baba's. 
*Baba Ramdev*

Mahavir Jayanti

So Jain people celebrate Mahavir Jayanti today? If so why not this day be called as Mahavir Jainti?
*Mahavir Jayanti*

Random Thought:

When it comes to manage, a male is considered first. How did that happen? Simple, a male from child, as 'ages' pass by, he becomes a 'man', thereby he manages. That is how the term would have been coined.

Earth day:

Earth anagrams to Heart. Save yourself.

May

Ooty: When tourists throng to Ooty:

Season month for tourists- May.
Season month for locals - Mayhem.

Akshaya Tritiya: My version

Once there was a kid called Akshay of a middle class family who was seen as precious as gold. As he grew he became very naughty that none could bear his atrocities. And people started complaining his father yov 'Akshaya tiruthya'. That's how Gold makes atrocities.
*My version of Akshaya Tritiya history* *If you can understand the analogy*

International Nurses Day:

A nurse, through out her career, from start to end, serves for 'you' (If you become a patient some point in time). A true altruist, no? To prove logically, start = N, end = e, forms - Ne = "you'.
*Happy Nurses day*

Election results:

People in power should be suffocating now and their oxygen is vote. That's why it sounds O2 in Tamil.
*TN elections*

When Badagas of Ooty expect for ST status:

Do you have any major occupation?
Badagas: Yes, tea.
*See even the major occupation of ours sounds ST* *Badugas exclusives*

June

How did Ooty get its name? My version:

A stranger once asked the native:
Stranger: What is your major occupation?
Native: Tea.
Stranger: Oo tea?

Politics:

When the taxes multiple:

BJP government is multi taksing.

Subramaniam Swamy and BJP:

Initially, BJP said 'S' to induct him. Now, in the end, many asks 'Y' is he still in the party. Who? 
'S'ubramanin Swam'Y'.

What does Monsoon mean to guys joining in Coimbatore colleges?

So monsoon is going to hit Kerala in two days? Chill climate, heavy rain, all good only. As college admissions are vigorously happening, students(males) in TN should be very happy to welcome rain, wind and even cyclones from Kerala. 
*After all cyclones carry women's name always*

How money plays its part:

So, Salman Khan is expected to apologise which he won't. Let us imagine he is apologising, that too in Tamil, how will he apologise?
Moneyungal.
*That's how he escapes, no?*

Brexit and India’s worry:

Yesterday: People of UK's worry - EU.
Today: People of India's worry - AU.
*Au - Gold* *what rush at Joy Alukkas, Coimbatore*

Disclaimer:

All political and religious views are personal and not to offend. If found offensive, I am a 5.3" lilliputian and very much coward enough to defend even verbal violence. To those who feel the updates are mokkai, well, what can you expect from a vetti fellow? Those who think all the above are an act of plagiarism, I pity your ignorance. All are self thought. Fun intended.

A farmer and the crop - A conversation.

My Companion:

I crouch and touch the sand

Spread my love far and wide the land

As you wave and touch my fingers

A love in recompense that lingers

I gnarl, I hoot, I share, not a monologue

But, a palliative dialogue

Getting on in years slowly

Who better than you would I share my melancholy

I sow the seed,

Quench my need

We both, in a way, feed

Can we call it a good deed?

I am no longer in solitude

With you, I inclined my fortitude

How will I show my gratitude??

Measure my love in altitude.

I return home happy as Larry

Lie down reminiscing today’s story

Prosperity may vary

The reverence I receive, Thanks for the glory.

Half yearly updates 2015 - Part II(July - Dec, 2015)

July 2015

So India has been given a super numbered ranking to insist Love is the only way to peace: 

India ranked 143rd on Global peace index, topped by Iceland. What a number? This ranking in itself insists the fact that LOVE is the way to peace, no?

Father and mother of all scams:

If a scam is being exposed incessantly it is often called as 'mother of all scams'. With so many grave twists 'Vyapam' scam can be termed as 'mother and father of all scams'. All those who died would have asked 'Y V?'. No wonder the reverse of 'Vyapam' is 'ma pa y v?'
*CBI probe ordered*

July made whole India to shed tears and here is why:

A very sad news from Shillong
A person who insisted youth to stay strong 
We all wished him to stay long
To mourn, to showcase reverence, people will throng. 
*Tears*

August 2015

A very proud moment to India, and yeah many would googled to find who is he..:)

Many Indians would not know who SundarPichai is and I am sure they would GOOGLE it immediately, nothing else to know..err.. he is the new Google CEO.

Only cricket lovers would have known that Ganguly is a strong off side player:

SauravGanguly appointed as brand ambassador of 2017 FIFA under 17 world cup that will be held in India. So, that means, off side will be looked on more carefully.

Anyone who is visiting UAE, he/she should know Malayalam:

NarendraModi is on a two day visit to UAE. If he is clever enough he should have prepared his speech in Malayalam while addressing Indians.

Even I was a student once and had the same feeling:

Happy Onam.
For college going students in Coimbatore, Onam is nothing but, Sundarineeyum and Sundaran nyanum chernthirunnaa lthiru ONAM. If not, for them, even sadya turns sad ya.

September 2015

Ishant’s yelling made quite a noise in the media:

Though Ishant paved way for this historic win, his yelling gave him a bad patch. No wonder Kohli said all credits to Ishant, which in Tamil it translates as 'YELL'A credits to Ishant. 
*IndvsSL*

A shocker at the US Open:

Fabio Fognini beats RafealNadal in the US open. Fabio, segregating his first name explains their performance. 'Fab' performance by Fognini. 'io' performance by Nadal.
*US Open*

A short story on how I bought the TV:

Since our precious TV which my dad bought 30 years back made problems, had to buy a new TV. 
LG: why not me? Samsung: Why not me? Panasonic: Why not me? SONY: Why me?
I: Good picture quality, good sound quality, advanced options, brand - So ny(so you).
*Had to converse with TV's to portray this story*

Volkswagen should have consulted the astrologers:

Volkswagen facing a heavy downfall after the emission scandal.Disappointing that a German company has done such a scandal. But, it's basic models name in tanglish and manglish indicated its downfall.
Polo - in tanglish - go low.
Vento - in manglish - pooyo? 
*They should have consulted good astrologers in Kerala*

We, common people are mere numbers for the politicians, no?

Phew! My news feed is full of profile pictures supporting digital India. Don't know when it’ll happen in India. But, as for politicians, DigitalIndia has another meaning implied. As all parties consider people as vote banks and worry about vote numbers, the implied meaning is nothing but 'digit al India'. No?

October 2015

Sehwag’s retirement was expected, but what a player:

VirenderSehwag, segregating his first name somewhat explains that he is famous in rendering VI, even when he is on 99, no?. However, a fearless entertainer. 
*Goodbye Sehwag*

A knock which completely gobsmacked Indians:

The mammoth score of 438 was destined I think. 
It was a complete 'D' show (De kock, Du plessis, De Villiers). D = 4 (in english alphabets).
A 'Captain's' knock - C = 3.
All the more, massive 'Hitting' - H = 8.
Collectively - 438.

November 2015

TN is famous for kicks, no?

Modi in UK says every young foot baller wants to become like David Beckham. Not sure of other states, but our state, TN is focussing more on it by providing maximum kicks.

Blame games:

Chennai flood. Concerns of people vs Concerns of political parties.

Concerns of people:
Water, water, water everywhere.

Concerns of political parties:
What err? What err? What err? Have we made?

December 2015

TN’s fate:

Juxtaposing DMK and ADMK the former's importance lies on loot, the latter's importance lies on foot.
*scratches head - ennaseivadhu*

Moros, please wake up:

People who focus more on celebrating a politician, more on extolling a politician, more on praising a politician, more on flattering a politician, more on supporting a politician.. phew, enough of this moron, sorry, more on.

Though I was not much interested in ISL, watched the final and yeah the Union territory lost to a state capital, quite an opposite result, no?

The result of the match was quite the OPPOSITE seeing the initial performances. Reason was the UNION of 'Chennai' had unbeatable strength, which pushed 'Goa' to a sad STATE.
*ISL*

A sign of dryness:

Nowadays girls groom pretty well than boys ultimately to get a good groom, no?
*Damn I am flirting too much*

Disclaimer:

All political and religious views are personal and not to offend. If found offensive, I am a 5.3" lilliputian and very much coward enough to defend even verbal violence. To those who feel the updates are mokkai, well, what can you expect from a vetti fellow? Those who think all the above are an act of plagiarism, I pity your ignorance. All are self thought. Fun intended.