Half yearly updates 2015 - Part I

January 2015

New Year wish, a good start:

As IV in 2014 changes to V (2015), a message is clearly but subtly conveyed. 'I' is removed, 'V' alone triumphs .No?

Australia series, which turned a blunder, but Dhoni’s retirement from tests was the talk:

As of this series 90% of the news was on Dhoni's retirement. Yes, absolutely true, see how. 
The result was 'Two-Nil', 90% of it is 'Two-Ni', that could be mentioned as 'Dho-ni'. No? 
*IndvsAus*

And a legend reaches a milestone:

Roger Federer clinches his 1000th win. Vow! Tennis, now for him it is Tencube. 
*Legend*

Another legend gets retired:

Bret Lee to retire from all forms. From now on, as for cricket, he will B Ret. Lee.

Obama’s visit made some news, His interest in Hindi and my suggestion:

Obama spoke in Hindi, seems like he is interested in learning. If people search for a tuition master, I suggest from TN.
Excerpts from his tuition session:
Ek gow mei Ek kissan raha thatha.

A summary of Modi – Obama meet:

Modi, Obama has a good chemistry, lauded by many. Ok, lets take the first letters of both to evaluate the above. MO = Molybdenum, which means 'lead' and lead eventually anagrams to 'deal'. 
*That sums it all about this meet no?*

February 2015

No option, the opponents have to answer No’vac’:

This guy gives so many whacks that the opponent, who lose, ironically have to answer Novac. 
*Australian open*

Sometimes when your works are not appreciated, we tend to burst out:

However you contemplate, cogitate and develop a status update, poems or articles, in order to make people read or notice, the only option is to mark "female" in gender option while signing up on Facebook.
*sigh*

A record breaking Delhi election which was way above predictions:

If AAP wins 65 or 66 seats, it is very much because of Arvind Kejriwal. His first name itself indicates, see how.
Arvind = 66nd, or, Arvind = 65ind.
*Ar = 6, VI = 6 and V = 5*

On the eve of Valentine ’s Day:

On the eve of the Valentine’s Day, this month, for parents it will be Febworry, for tiddlers (males) Febrewery.

Read this twice, a pearl of mine. Happy statehood Mizoram:

Always a land is related with female gender (Mother land, Booma Devi etc.,). So this state is no exception, with rich culture its beauty and serenity is jaw dropping, yet SIDELINED (both politically and location wise) - Miz.Oram 
*Happy Statehood Mizoram*

India playing cricket against UAE is like playing against our own state, no?

India vs UAE: 
Not fair India decimating its own state, Kerala.

And when UAE lost see the consequence:

All that UAE did with today's loss is made India chant IO, the remaining vowels. 
*petrol and diesel hikes*

March 2015

Women’s day special:

Dear woman,
You are beautiful, divine, Godly, heavenly, clever etc. etc. All these flattery from men would adorn you tomorrow. Get elated, from day after tomorrow it will be men's day as usual.
*Happy advance women's day*

The only change what women expect from men is from 'scared to S cared'.

A random thought:

We are equally stupid as we think others are.

World cup fever and thoughts flowed:

Inverted image of MS is W2, most apt to abbreviate as World cup 2, no?
*MSD*

As per the saying “yellow, yellow dirty fellow”:

Being Indian, to show patriotism, a slogan is being told often - "Bleed blue". That is not practically possible. Blood may not be blue, but, yellow is waste, no?
*India's World cup*

When romance plays a part in cricket:

If at all SA wins today, Kohli will be very enthusiastic and energetic to meet them in finals especially reading SA in reverse.

Over confidence of any Indian:

Dei Australia, you already warned us using your dirty tricks called mind games. 
Though you start with WARNer we are well prepared to finish with roHIT.

Note: This punch is applicable only if India wins.
*IndvsAus*

WHAT, Kiwis lost?? No, 

Indians did not want to hear:

This very result, that Kiwis lost, is the one which all Indians did not want to take it to their kiwis. 
*This is exclusively for people who understand Baduga*

April 2015

Usually April, the IPL month is a feast to write some pun. Don’t know this was totally uninterested:

The opening ceremony, the aura, the crowd, the cheer leaders, the glamour, this IPL is absolutely chanceless. To be precise, a league for players who were left chanceless.
*IPL* *Absolutely no interest*

Found the reason why I was weak in physics:

Watched Interstellar. Pretty late though. To understand these types of movies, knowing English isn't enough, science is must. No wonder I failed in 12th 2nd revision test in physics.

Personally, April is month of memories:

VTV, reminiscence of college days. It all started in an IV. I was I, she joined, I changed to V. My story - 'I to V in an IV'.
*Omana penne unai marandhida mudiyadhe* *IV - Industrial visit*

May 2015

May was full of verdicts:

He is a philanthropist, a good human being, helpful etc., etc.. A good human being doesn't know that confessing for the mistake committed is a basic trait of being human (or) philanthropist (or) an altruist? 
*Salman Khan verdict*

YES. Enough is enough. Now, GET US OUR FREE LAPTOPS, MIXIES, GRINDERS AND CYCLES. 
- People.
*Jaya Verdict*

Nurses helped me a lot, so a special thought:

A nurse, throughout her career, from start to end, serves for 'you' (If you become a patient some point in time). A true altruist, no? To prove logically, start = N, end = e, forms - Ne = "you'.
*Happy Nurses day*

What a vetti fellow can do? Just think like this:
Housefly is very much emotional like us, humans. When we loo, it is motion. When 'e' goes loo, it is emotion, no?

June 2015

Troubles, so my updates drastically declined.

Yoga day special:

ɐboʎ buısıʇɔɐɹd ǝןıɥʍ ʍoɹɹoɯoʇ ʇı pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ʎɹɹoʍ ʇ,uop ¿pɐǝɹ ʇou pןnoɔ ¿ǝןdoǝd noʎ ǝɹɐ ʍoɥ

Please don't be in a hurry to do Yoga in some excitement. Finish all your morning duties, eventhough Yoga anagrams to Go ya, still it anagrams again and insists you people to Go ay first.
*Pun intended*

Sushma – Lalit row:

Sushma Swaraj helped MODI to go to foreign countries.. Ahem.. I meant she helped Lalit Modi.

Disclaimer: All political and religious views are personal and not to offend. If found offensive, I am a 5.3" lilliputian and very much coward enough to defend even verbal violence. To those who feel the updates are mokkai, well, what can you expect from a vetti fellow? Those who think all the above are an act of plagiarism, I pity your ignorance. All are self thought. Fun intended.