January
A lot of New Year wishes. 'May' 2014 bring you happiness,
'May' 2014 bring you prosperity, 'May' 2014 bring you success, but why
prolonging to 'May'??, let everything begin from Jan.
*Happy new year* *May 2014 bring you happiness,
prosperity and success*
Modi:
Mighty - To his competitors.
Deity - To his cult followers.
(With all this brag comes this humiliation)
Sell tea - To congress.
*Mani Shankar Aiyar*
Horrified by the speculations made by media - Sashi Tharoor.
True no? All that what he is chanting to himself is, every problem will 'soon
end da', 'soonendda', 'Sunanda', 'Sunanda'.
*Very tragic happened and happening*
Arvind Kejriwal: Being the capitals' CM I have no-voice.
Other Politicians: Hehe. Because, for politics
you are a novice.
*Typical politicians opinion*
M.K. Azhagiri has been suspended from DMK on disciplinary
grounds. Now what is going to be disciplined here. Removing Azhagiri from DMK
or removing DMK from Azhagiri?
*Both makes sense*
February
Choosing or celebrating valentine today needs a ponder.
Valentine - 9 letter word. Segregating 9 - 45. 4 from fourteen (4=Love), which
happens in teen. 5 is summing all happenings on 14th (1+4). The result will be
clear on the 45th day.
*Damn even I experienced the same result*
Meiyappan indicted of betting. Now I endorse a commentators'
comment which was awkward last year due to the slang.
'Meiyappan, che nai owner'
*Illegal means - the only way to get richer?*
6 Indian players are suspected of IPL fixing. Hope they
remember the punishment given to Sreesanth. Life ban and err.. His marriage was
fixed and got married.
*Take that*
So players are auctioned to entertain, to party, to fix
matches, to earn money through advertisements, to dance with Bollywood and yes
to play a bit of cricket.
*IPL Auction*
The reason for the shock of the pepper spray incident in
parliament is, we see pepper as noun. That Seemandhara MP used the noun as
verb. *Parliament Today*
To make my sororal niece smart we try phonics, to make her
sit we give our smart phone. She has turned a smart phonic..
*Uses smart phone better than us*
March
Dhoni - rested, Kohli - tested, performance - trusted, Team
India - busted, Captain - will be pestered.
*Asia cup*
Karthik is
being miserable - missing all able chances.. Err.. I meant Dinesh Karthik.
Wonder why women's day is in the month of March. No wonder,
it is preceded by the month of love and followed by the month of fooling.
*Happy women's day*
So Mamata wants Amma to be the PM seeing her so called
service to TN. In a way Mamata is also Amma no? Noted? 'Mamata' service in a
way anagrams to 'Amma at' service.
*But haven't seen VIP culture in WB*
Mother-in-law - Woman Hitler -
Anagram.
Misogyny, male dominance are all a myth if
serials are to depict daily happenings of a family.
*Forced to watch serials being at home*
239 people in an awkward plight
Vanished in a Boieng777 flight
unfortunately, the search has no sight
Are we supposed to mourn with a candle light?
*Gut wrenching* *Mystery continues*
Intention like a snake's fang
Raped her with a gang
Inflicted with intolerable pang
Good that court slapped to hang
*Delhi gang rape - Death - justice prevails*
'Pen is mightier than sword'.
The rapists used the word-play in the above
aphorism to rape and kill a girl.
Judges used just the first word and ordered to
kill those rapists.
*Delhi Gang Rape*
Ok. Dhoni, come on. Your helicopter shot is viewed by many.
Now try Malaysia MH370 shot, many are waiting to view.
*When many helps to find a way, I give mahi
(sounds my) way*
As Karunanidhi expel MK Azhagiri, to his party members the
latter becomes ex-pal.
*Estranged son*
If you think by turning off power for one hour is an act of
generosity to save the globe, then people in TN have been executing that
courtesy far more than the required hour for years now.
*Take that* *Earth hour*
April
Don't stare at them evoking awe - it's not awetism.
Don't question their parents unwontedly - it's
not howtism.
*Autism day* *Autism awareness month*
Most of the Polls show BJP would win this time. If so let's
formulate who will RULE.
April elections-Abbreviating - A
May result - Abbreviating - M
BJP wins - Abbreviating - B
Accepted by - Abbreviating - A
Nationals of - Abbreviating - N
India - Abbreviating - I
*Ambani - take over as usual Man*
I am said to vote wisely. Do politicians act wisely? I can
question this logically too. Segregate 'wisely' - wi, se, ly.
Wi - Why
Se - say (as in senate)
Ly - Lie. Forms why say lie?
*I vote acting wisely, do they rule wisely, if
they say yes - why say lie?*
As far as Nilgiris is concerned the reaction of people when
Raja was named the candidate was 'chi chi'. That sums to '2chi' no?
*What do these politicians think of people man?
Chi chi*
This time, will it be their nation? - Question to the
parties.
Answer by every politicians - No mi
nation.
*Now you get the meaning of 'nomination'
politically* *their nation, my nation only to politicians, common man - winks*
Fund a
mental - makes sense? As voting is our fundamental duty.
May
Once upon a time Ooty was - 'comm er ci al' factor (greenery,
climate, spots etc.,)
Now Ooty is - 'Commercial' factor (buildings,
cottages). Don't know what still attracts.
How do you expect our younger generation to maintain
brotherhood with Kerala man? If insisted, then stop females from Kerala who
throng to study in TN. Unfair no?
*Mullai Periyar verdict* Voice raised to
maintain brotherhood*
12th May - Polling ends.
16th May - Fooling begins
This time numerology supports BJP:
Total seats 543 - adding = 12 - 12th may exit
polls predict BJP will attain their target.
BJP target - 272 - They initially wanted
multiple votes which later they can add up with alliances - 2*7+2 = 16 - 16th
may.
*Calculation can go wrong post their governance*
People: Hi.. Congrats.
Politicians: Ok bye.. see you after five years.
From T, He converted himself to THE.
*Congrats The Prime Minister*
June
So monsoon has hit Kerala? Chill climate, heavy rain, all
good only. As college admissions are vigorously happening, students(males) in
TN should be very happy to welcome rain, wind and even cyclones from
Kerala.
*After all cyclones carry women's name always*
FIFA World Cup 2014:
U, V could only VU. V(Indians) watch, U(Playing
nations) play. VUing shortly explained.
*India, despite having huge population probably
should be the highest viewing nation without playing*
Seems like Kerala has many football lovers. But juxtaposing
TN and Kerala, TN(males) outnumbers Kerala in loving kicks.
No no I didn't mean what you people thought. I
meant the TASMAC kicks.
*TN - 1, Kerala - 0*
Imposing Hindi is too unfair no? Southern states, Tamilnadu
will of course oppose. Kerala? Well, that you have to ask people in Dubai only.
India - Languages - Confusion (Imaginary pun):
Friend's friends came to Ooty. I accompanied
them, they mostly spoke Hindi, while having lunch.......
a girl: 'lay loo, lay loo'.
I: *Confused* replied, 'I laid loo morning
itself'.
*I need Hindi tuition no?*
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