Half yearly updates 2015 - Part II(July - Dec, 2015)

July 2015

So India has been given a super numbered ranking to insist Love is the only way to peace: 

India ranked 143rd on Global peace index, topped by Iceland. What a number? This ranking in itself insists the fact that LOVE is the way to peace, no?

Father and mother of all scams:

If a scam is being exposed incessantly it is often called as 'mother of all scams'. With so many grave twists 'Vyapam' scam can be termed as 'mother and father of all scams'. All those who died would have asked 'Y V?'. No wonder the reverse of 'Vyapam' is 'ma pa y v?'
*CBI probe ordered*

July made whole India to shed tears and here is why:

A very sad news from Shillong
A person who insisted youth to stay strong 
We all wished him to stay long
To mourn, to showcase reverence, people will throng. 
*Tears*

August 2015

A very proud moment to India, and yeah many would googled to find who is he..:)

Many Indians would not know who SundarPichai is and I am sure they would GOOGLE it immediately, nothing else to know..err.. he is the new Google CEO.

Only cricket lovers would have known that Ganguly is a strong off side player:

SauravGanguly appointed as brand ambassador of 2017 FIFA under 17 world cup that will be held in India. So, that means, off side will be looked on more carefully.

Anyone who is visiting UAE, he/she should know Malayalam:

NarendraModi is on a two day visit to UAE. If he is clever enough he should have prepared his speech in Malayalam while addressing Indians.

Even I was a student once and had the same feeling:

Happy Onam.
For college going students in Coimbatore, Onam is nothing but, Sundarineeyum and Sundaran nyanum chernthirunnaa lthiru ONAM. If not, for them, even sadya turns sad ya.

September 2015

Ishant’s yelling made quite a noise in the media:

Though Ishant paved way for this historic win, his yelling gave him a bad patch. No wonder Kohli said all credits to Ishant, which in Tamil it translates as 'YELL'A credits to Ishant. 
*IndvsSL*

A shocker at the US Open:

Fabio Fognini beats RafealNadal in the US open. Fabio, segregating his first name explains their performance. 'Fab' performance by Fognini. 'io' performance by Nadal.
*US Open*

A short story on how I bought the TV:

Since our precious TV which my dad bought 30 years back made problems, had to buy a new TV. 
LG: why not me? Samsung: Why not me? Panasonic: Why not me? SONY: Why me?
I: Good picture quality, good sound quality, advanced options, brand - So ny(so you).
*Had to converse with TV's to portray this story*

Volkswagen should have consulted the astrologers:

Volkswagen facing a heavy downfall after the emission scandal.Disappointing that a German company has done such a scandal. But, it's basic models name in tanglish and manglish indicated its downfall.
Polo - in tanglish - go low.
Vento - in manglish - pooyo? 
*They should have consulted good astrologers in Kerala*

We, common people are mere numbers for the politicians, no?

Phew! My news feed is full of profile pictures supporting digital India. Don't know when it’ll happen in India. But, as for politicians, DigitalIndia has another meaning implied. As all parties consider people as vote banks and worry about vote numbers, the implied meaning is nothing but 'digit al India'. No?

October 2015

Sehwag’s retirement was expected, but what a player:

VirenderSehwag, segregating his first name somewhat explains that he is famous in rendering VI, even when he is on 99, no?. However, a fearless entertainer. 
*Goodbye Sehwag*

A knock which completely gobsmacked Indians:

The mammoth score of 438 was destined I think. 
It was a complete 'D' show (De kock, Du plessis, De Villiers). D = 4 (in english alphabets).
A 'Captain's' knock - C = 3.
All the more, massive 'Hitting' - H = 8.
Collectively - 438.

November 2015

TN is famous for kicks, no?

Modi in UK says every young foot baller wants to become like David Beckham. Not sure of other states, but our state, TN is focussing more on it by providing maximum kicks.

Blame games:

Chennai flood. Concerns of people vs Concerns of political parties.

Concerns of people:
Water, water, water everywhere.

Concerns of political parties:
What err? What err? What err? Have we made?

December 2015

TN’s fate:

Juxtaposing DMK and ADMK the former's importance lies on loot, the latter's importance lies on foot.
*scratches head - ennaseivadhu*

Moros, please wake up:

People who focus more on celebrating a politician, more on extolling a politician, more on praising a politician, more on flattering a politician, more on supporting a politician.. phew, enough of this moron, sorry, more on.

Though I was not much interested in ISL, watched the final and yeah the Union territory lost to a state capital, quite an opposite result, no?

The result of the match was quite the OPPOSITE seeing the initial performances. Reason was the UNION of 'Chennai' had unbeatable strength, which pushed 'Goa' to a sad STATE.
*ISL*

A sign of dryness:

Nowadays girls groom pretty well than boys ultimately to get a good groom, no?
*Damn I am flirting too much*

Disclaimer:

All political and religious views are personal and not to offend. If found offensive, I am a 5.3" lilliputian and very much coward enough to defend even verbal violence. To those who feel the updates are mokkai, well, what can you expect from a vetti fellow? Those who think all the above are an act of plagiarism, I pity your ignorance. All are self thought. Fun intended.