July
Heavy rains lashed Ooty:
Heavy rain, wind, chill climate, Ooty receives monsoon late.
To say it directly, Ooty receives monlate.
The ecstasy on World cup Football was at rife:
With 90 minutes, a nation famous for wine and another for
beer, Indians with a perfect mix are just loving the kicks I hope.
*FravsGer*
Everyday prediction was taking a roam on social media, since
all football matches happened at the midnight, see what I predicted
Predictions tonight:
I think I ll sleep soon.
*Worldcup*
Budget:
By imposing 72% tax on smokers, this Govt. has made all the
smokers an asset to the country's economy, just like TN Govt. achieved through
TASMAC.
*Clever budget*
This Arun Jaitley should definitely be a bird lover.
Sanitation of birds have been taken care by proposing 200cr statue. Birds no
need to pee on small statues henceforth.
*Budget*
Population day – A calculation:
World population day - A calculation:
Addition - Increase is inevitable.
Subtraction - Decrease is unthinkable.
Division - Divide and live is advisable.
Multiplication - Multiply and strive is
insensible.
*Census is ok, senses should be spewed through awareness*
When weapons brought down the Malaysian flight in Ukraine:
Weapon - if separated sounds like weep on.. No?
Israel and Gaza:
Pray for Gaza, Pray for Isreal, Pray for this, pray for that.
Pray who? Is the root cause of all the killings
of humans by humans.
Eid Mubarak: To my Islam friends:
Let the reverse of 'Eid' get reversed. May you
'live' in peace by not reversing 'live'.
Sania was again pulled into trouble on communal basis:
Reactions of remote Tamils on Sania - BJP spat.
Tamils: Enna ya Prechanai.
Media: Sania.
Tamils: Sania? Ada
maadukku sanda poottaa paravale, empa sanikku?
August
August
first week is always special, and as for updates got some special ones too.
Look girls (except for who got married) happy friendship day,
if this relation blossoms lets celebrate Valentine’s Day, if not I ll let you
celebrate Raksha Bandhan.
*Conditions apply*
This calculation on Friendship day, hope I am correct:
If a boy and girl feel special today, then this calculation
proves they'll celebrate another day.
Boy and girl - 2 people, feel special being
friends. Friends - 7 letters. Their happiness multiplies month by month. So 7th
month from now, multiplies 7*2 = 14.
*This was successful to many I hope*
Just when the youngsters were happy on the above calculation
Raksha Bandhan happens.
You 'k not' flirt no more - meaning of rakhi 'knot'.
*A day for girls to break hearts of guys*
Independence Day arrives post the Muzzafarnagar riots.
Then - Patriots
Now - Pat riots
*Space sums it all*
Duncan Fletcher was criticized a lot after the England
series. The action of BCCI was
Duncan couldn't and so BCCI appoints Shastri? Ok. This could
be explained with their names itself. Here we go..
'Duncan't, so Shastry' - BCCI.
*Decision post the surrendering performance*.
Happy birthday Chennai. People always complain Chennai is
hot. No. I feel Bangalore is hot.. No? Only guys can feel this.
*Madras Day*
As usual August ends with Ganesh Chaturthi.
Happy Ganesh Chathurthi.
Girls stop making fun of guys having bellies;
else lord Ganesha will poke your eyes.
September
September first week is absolutely not my
week, here’s why
My father was a teacher, a great teacher indeed. All I could
do as a fitting tribute is to live as per this proverb – “Vathiyar Pulle
Makku”.
*Happy Teachers Day*
J&K floods, Army – The unsung heroes:
To fundamentalists and those who hold veneration high, the
rescue works happening in Kashmir is proving that the only religion people can
rely on is Humanity.
*J&K floods - Heart goes out to the victims*
Whenever there is an iphone release, I can update this:
iPhone, 'I' is an expression of awe of most Indians. Just
like kids awing at many things (I car, I bus, I aeroplane). But when the price
is announced expression changes... just a vowel is added... From 'I' to
IO.
*iphone6 launch*
I was on the banks of the river Kaveri, and this thought came:
Starting from Ka - Kashmir, ending in Ri - Kanyakumari if
rivers are connected, in the middle Ve - people will be benefitted no? Which
forms KaVeRi? Eventually the acronym KA for states is Karnataka.
Modi was in US and was speaking in Hindi:
Indians, while abroad, can flaunt on one thing, that we are
Multilingual. Apart from that if I go and speak in Hindi in US I ll look like a
clown no?
Infact the only Hindi I know is 'Ek gow mei Ek
kissan ragu thatha’.
Sadly Orkut had to Bid Adieu:
Orkut
Shutdown:
The first ever social networking sight which ten
years back itself indicated that social networking will be a scrap.
October
October
started with a proud
moment:
Well done Mary Kom. Well done. You proved the archaic saying
'women are physically weak' wrong again. Wish every woman is like Mary Kom
(except for the girls whom I try to flirt).
*Asian games* *Gold*
Birthday of Gandhiji is a sad day for drunkards no?:
The happiness of the 145th birthday of Gandhi ji is majorly
camouflaged by the sorrow of other numbers like 90, 180, 360..!!
*Gandhi Jayanthi*
Being a cricket lover sad that I occasionally watched CLT20:
Chennai vs Kolkatta, happening in Bengaluru? Well, we'll put
this way Chennai vs Bengal-uru happening in Bengaluru. Off late I have started
liking Bengal... Come on Kolkatta.
*CLT20* *CSKvsKKR*.
Being jobless, all these thoughts arise, helpless:
T20 means Twenty-Twenty. Ok. But noticed? T is the 20th
letter in the alphabets. So even that means T20 no?
*You people agree that I am jobless?*.
Was kind of laughing on the reactions of people when
Jayalalitha got arrested:
Democracy:
De mo cracy people are, De mo cracy politicians
will be.
And as usual October ends with Deepavali:
Once upon
a time there was a woman named Deepa who had a pestering husband. She was
pestered so much that she expected something to happen to him. Once, while he
was walking through a forest something bursted and burnt his back. In pain he
shouted, DEEPA VALI. From then on this woman started to burst crackers and
celebrate naming it DEEPAVALI.
*My version of Deepavali history* *Happy
Deepavali*
November
Kamal
Hasan’s Birthday:
Kam al Kamal Has-an amazing talent, lets wish happy birthday.
Happy birthday Kamal, you are my favourite actor.. Ah.. actors.. Ah.. actress..
Ah...
Double century in ODI’s, and again by an Indian:
Sachin Tendulkar - Indian - Double century (200).
Virendar Sehwag - Indian - Double Century (219).
Rohit Sharma - Indian - Double century (209).
Rohit Sharma - Indian - Double Century
(264).
Cricket - Indians - Double importance (Infinity).
Children’s day:
Happy birthday Jawaharlal Nehru. You loved Children, asked to
love children. I think 'love children' has been highly misunderstood which is
producing/ has produced plenty of pedophiles making India top the list in child
sexual abuse.
Some random thought after facing much hard times this month:
Thought:
If one is pensive about his ex, he will
definitely turns out to be expensive.
December
A try in tamil on Bharathi’s birthday:
அடிமைப்படுத்தி வாழ்வது ஆங்கிலத்தின் வன்மை
அரவணைத்து வாழவைப்பது தமிழின் தன்மை
புகழ்ப்பாட மட்டும் தானா செந்தமிழின் தொன்மை??
ஐயகோ! அழிவின் விழும்பில் என் தாய் தமிழின் பண்மை.
பாரதியார் காலம் அப்போது -அ
பாரதி யார்? காலம் தற்போது - A.
ISL
season:
Semi
Finals:
Well done Kerala, having God God's blessings no wonder you
won.
*ISL* *ChennaivsKerala*
Dear Kerala:
Having banned alcohol, we knew how desperate you were to get
kicks. But remember you can win TN only in football kicks.
*ISL*
A comparison B/W Chennai team and Kerala team. What do you
call a person who bets – Better?
As for IPL and Cricket, juxtaposing Chennai and Kerala, the
former is far far BETTER.. No?
*If you know what I mean*
After the loss of Phil Hughes, Australians win was seen
emotional:
Indians are well known for emotions and sentiments. Letting
Australia win for Phil Hughes is an example.
*What to do, have to console like this only*
*IndvsAus*
Last week of December and New Year was in Bengaluru:
Off to Bangaluru. For those who wants to know the purpose of
my visit - Not only my phone goes on roaming, me too.
Finally, here’s my New Year wish:
As IV in
2014 changes to V (2015), a message is clearly but subtly conveyed. 'I' is
removed, 'V' alone triumphs .No?
*Advance New Year wishes*
Disclaimer: All political and religious views are personal
and not to offend. If found offensive, I am a 5.4" lilliputian and very
much coward enough to defend even verbal violence. To those who feel the
updates are mokkai, well, what can you expect from a vetti fellow. Fun
intended.
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