He said, we follow - Kalam sir.

“A dream is not that you see in sleep.

It is something that doesn’t let you sleep”.

Wordings like these made us to weep

Undoubtedly, this thought is inculcated deep.

“Unless India stands up to the world,

No one will respect us.

In this world, fear has no place”.

Sir, India WILL grow, not soon, but in a slow pace.

“Let us sacrifice today

So that, our children can have a better tomorrow”.

Hope the thoughts you spewed will not sway

Youth would definitely make your dreams glow.

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended.

Sad, that in India, dreamers are not being funded

Having no support extended,

Halfway through their dreams are ended.

“You were born with wings.

Don’t crawl, learn to use them and fly”.

Everyone are born with tongue which stings

Irony, even the filthy slanderers had to cry.

“Excellence is a continuous process and not an accident”.

That is why you are our favorite president.

To all the politicians who live in affluence

You proved that humility is the only way to excellence.

“Suffering is the essence of success”.

You have changed incorrigible youths roaming aimless

Reverence towards you is abundant and excess

All that you need to do from above is to bless.

You might have been an ordinary scientist

But a convivial humanist

An energetic and determined optimist

A true altruist.

Now that you are dead and gone

Sorrows and grief are all deep down

Seeds will reap which you had sown

Saw the reverence? The world did mourn

Success will not be received at ease

Admiration on you will never decrease

With heavy hearts and pouring tears

We all love you sir, rest in peace.

Half yearly updates 2015 - Part I

January 2015

New Year wish, a good start:

As IV in 2014 changes to V (2015), a message is clearly but subtly conveyed. 'I' is removed, 'V' alone triumphs .No?

Australia series, which turned a blunder, but Dhoni’s retirement from tests was the talk:

As of this series 90% of the news was on Dhoni's retirement. Yes, absolutely true, see how. 
The result was 'Two-Nil', 90% of it is 'Two-Ni', that could be mentioned as 'Dho-ni'. No? 
*IndvsAus*

And a legend reaches a milestone:

Roger Federer clinches his 1000th win. Vow! Tennis, now for him it is Tencube. 
*Legend*

Another legend gets retired:

Bret Lee to retire from all forms. From now on, as for cricket, he will B Ret. Lee.

Obama’s visit made some news, His interest in Hindi and my suggestion:

Obama spoke in Hindi, seems like he is interested in learning. If people search for a tuition master, I suggest from TN.
Excerpts from his tuition session:
Ek gow mei Ek kissan raha thatha.

A summary of Modi – Obama meet:

Modi, Obama has a good chemistry, lauded by many. Ok, lets take the first letters of both to evaluate the above. MO = Molybdenum, which means 'lead' and lead eventually anagrams to 'deal'. 
*That sums it all about this meet no?*

February 2015

No option, the opponents have to answer No’vac’:

This guy gives so many whacks that the opponent, who lose, ironically have to answer Novac. 
*Australian open*

Sometimes when your works are not appreciated, we tend to burst out:

However you contemplate, cogitate and develop a status update, poems or articles, in order to make people read or notice, the only option is to mark "female" in gender option while signing up on Facebook.
*sigh*

A record breaking Delhi election which was way above predictions:

If AAP wins 65 or 66 seats, it is very much because of Arvind Kejriwal. His first name itself indicates, see how.
Arvind = 66nd, or, Arvind = 65ind.
*Ar = 6, VI = 6 and V = 5*

On the eve of Valentine ’s Day:

On the eve of the Valentine’s Day, this month, for parents it will be Febworry, for tiddlers (males) Febrewery.

Read this twice, a pearl of mine. Happy statehood Mizoram:

Always a land is related with female gender (Mother land, Booma Devi etc.,). So this state is no exception, with rich culture its beauty and serenity is jaw dropping, yet SIDELINED (both politically and location wise) - Miz.Oram 
*Happy Statehood Mizoram*

India playing cricket against UAE is like playing against our own state, no?

India vs UAE: 
Not fair India decimating its own state, Kerala.

And when UAE lost see the consequence:

All that UAE did with today's loss is made India chant IO, the remaining vowels. 
*petrol and diesel hikes*

March 2015

Women’s day special:

Dear woman,
You are beautiful, divine, Godly, heavenly, clever etc. etc. All these flattery from men would adorn you tomorrow. Get elated, from day after tomorrow it will be men's day as usual.
*Happy advance women's day*

The only change what women expect from men is from 'scared to S cared'.

A random thought:

We are equally stupid as we think others are.

World cup fever and thoughts flowed:

Inverted image of MS is W2, most apt to abbreviate as World cup 2, no?
*MSD*

As per the saying “yellow, yellow dirty fellow”:

Being Indian, to show patriotism, a slogan is being told often - "Bleed blue". That is not practically possible. Blood may not be blue, but, yellow is waste, no?
*India's World cup*

When romance plays a part in cricket:

If at all SA wins today, Kohli will be very enthusiastic and energetic to meet them in finals especially reading SA in reverse.

Over confidence of any Indian:

Dei Australia, you already warned us using your dirty tricks called mind games. 
Though you start with WARNer we are well prepared to finish with roHIT.

Note: This punch is applicable only if India wins.
*IndvsAus*

WHAT, Kiwis lost?? No, 

Indians did not want to hear:

This very result, that Kiwis lost, is the one which all Indians did not want to take it to their kiwis. 
*This is exclusively for people who understand Baduga*

April 2015

Usually April, the IPL month is a feast to write some pun. Don’t know this was totally uninterested:

The opening ceremony, the aura, the crowd, the cheer leaders, the glamour, this IPL is absolutely chanceless. To be precise, a league for players who were left chanceless.
*IPL* *Absolutely no interest*

Found the reason why I was weak in physics:

Watched Interstellar. Pretty late though. To understand these types of movies, knowing English isn't enough, science is must. No wonder I failed in 12th 2nd revision test in physics.

Personally, April is month of memories:

VTV, reminiscence of college days. It all started in an IV. I was I, she joined, I changed to V. My story - 'I to V in an IV'.
*Omana penne unai marandhida mudiyadhe* *IV - Industrial visit*

May 2015

May was full of verdicts:

He is a philanthropist, a good human being, helpful etc., etc.. A good human being doesn't know that confessing for the mistake committed is a basic trait of being human (or) philanthropist (or) an altruist? 
*Salman Khan verdict*

YES. Enough is enough. Now, GET US OUR FREE LAPTOPS, MIXIES, GRINDERS AND CYCLES. 
- People.
*Jaya Verdict*

Nurses helped me a lot, so a special thought:

A nurse, throughout her career, from start to end, serves for 'you' (If you become a patient some point in time). A true altruist, no? To prove logically, start = N, end = e, forms - Ne = "you'.
*Happy Nurses day*

What a vetti fellow can do? Just think like this:
Housefly is very much emotional like us, humans. When we loo, it is motion. When 'e' goes loo, it is emotion, no?

June 2015

Troubles, so my updates drastically declined.

Yoga day special:

ɐboʎ buısıʇɔɐɹd ǝןıɥʍ ʍoɹɹoɯoʇ ʇı pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ʎɹɹoʍ ʇ,uop ¿pɐǝɹ ʇou pןnoɔ ¿ǝןdoǝd noʎ ǝɹɐ ʍoɥ

Please don't be in a hurry to do Yoga in some excitement. Finish all your morning duties, eventhough Yoga anagrams to Go ya, still it anagrams again and insists you people to Go ay first.
*Pun intended*

Sushma – Lalit row:

Sushma Swaraj helped MODI to go to foreign countries.. Ahem.. I meant she helped Lalit Modi.

Disclaimer: All political and religious views are personal and not to offend. If found offensive, I am a 5.3" lilliputian and very much coward enough to defend even verbal violence. To those who feel the updates are mokkai, well, what can you expect from a vetti fellow? Those who think all the above are an act of plagiarism, I pity your ignorance. All are self thought. Fun intended.

Andaman Part II

Just contrary to the reactions of mine while take off; landing was a huge sigh of relief. Lips widened, slight glimpse of my rabbit teeth, hands stretched and yawned.  I desperately hankered after to know how pilots land a flight. Whether they reduce the air speed and rate of descent first or reduce the thrust or induce a greater amount of drag using flaps, landing gears or speed brakes. I was at lost on reading all these terms just like memorizing my 12^th physics. Don’t you think I natter on about something not related to the trip? No, not at all, the ponders on the landing was the outburst of my fear to land safe. I completely stood aghast at the way the flight landed. Some weird sensations in my stomach, Oh, no no, not what you people thought, it was a different sensation just like when you go on a giant wheel ride.

My eye lids were closed so strong just like the dog in the Tom and Jerry cartoon which had so many shrinks on both the sides of its eyes.  Somehow the flight landed. As usual we show that we are Indians everywhere we go no? People rushed to clear the overhead cabins, no queues formed and finally it ended like a local bus trip. I was so gentle, behaved amiably, opened my cabin to take my bag which hit the head of the lady who sat in the front, pushed a kid while entering the queue. You may ask what was so gentle, wasn’t I very much an Indian? We were all revitalized. The land strip was like my childhood cricket ground. Very small, water clogged as it was raining, and the surroundings called to my mind of my childhood environment (Aruvankadu, for people who know the place in The Nilgiris).

We were dilly dallying there collecting our bags, chatting, kids clicking some photos. There was some pitter-patter and hence we had to move out quickly. Two chauffeurs, well known to my uncle were waiting outside the airport. One was dark, swarthy, curly hair neatly combed with his hairline on his left, the other was dark, bald head with few strands of hair, round face chewing pan. Got introduced, boarded the vehicle and started to the hotel. The room was an en suite, furnished and modest building for a 3 day stay.

As all turned a dead beat, we felt we’ll be all the better for a good rest, had a deep sleep. Only convicts go to jail? We were taken to jail the very same day. Andaman jail was our first spot as per the schedule as the schedule was in apple pie order. I stood still seeing the majesty. Everyone at one accord uttered “what architecture”. You can put all the adjectives in one sentence to describe the intelligence of the architectures of this jail and there would still be a shortage of adjectives. But a rude awakening is this intelligence was used nothing but to torture and kill people. I truly was all misty-eyed just by walking and listening to the history of this jail and the way our freedom fighters were tortured. “Independence is hard earned” how hard? Come to Andaman and just see the jail. As a person who saw in person, with heavy hearts I reiterate “INDEPENDENCE IS HARD EARNED”. 

The jail had 7 wings; apparently even birds cannot flee if caged. The tower which was in the middle served as the intersection for all the seven wings. To make it simple it was like the spokes of a bicycle wheel. Each wing had 3 stories; stories of prisoners in each storey were gut wrenching. We were told there were 693 cells. Solitary confinement, by the time I understood the meaning of it a relative of mine cracked down. And for that matter anyone would shed tears. I think let me stop here; there are more writers who patriotically explained the struggles, why to pollute.

The next day literally would have been the last day for all of us. We were told that our first place is the Ross Island, the first Island where British landed. We were all like a dog with two tails, extremely elated, of course, why not, a combination of greenery and bluish waters makes anyone grin from ear to ear. Boarded the vehicle and the Chauffeur was very amiable. He explained every nuke and corner of Andaman. We reached within half an hour to the shore, where boats were aligned for us to board. Kids were in raptures seeing the waters; I was like having lump in my throat, winking around, feeling hard to express that I had fear towards water. When kids were in seventh heaven, what possibly I could do. I consoled myself. Anyways, my pants are going to get wet, so strutted inserting hands into my pockets and sauntered covering my fear, just like the Tom cat approaching his lady love. The boat was half green and blue painted, made with strong woods, strong enough to occupy 50 people.

The waves were luminous and rippling making the boat hop frequently. The sun rays beamed and directly hit the blue waters which produced a picturesque gleam. That splashing sound of the waves, that pebbly sound when we throw any object, that mud smell which lingers when the wave leaves the mud, that sensation when the mud pulling your feet when the wave leaves, that feeling when the sea spews a gigantic wave are unexplainable. We 15 members boarded the boat; my aunt and I took the first seat on the left. The Anchor was dark, muscular, sharp nose, curly hair was wet wholly.

It was a sunny day, did not expect a single drop of rain. Vroom sound soared, boat exhaled smoke, anchor steered and yes we started to sail. “Kollaam, Kollaam, chants from Malaylies. “Khab Kayega”? Chats between North Indians. “Alli nodu, yey, illi nodu” thrills shared between our family. Diversity sailed, yet we were united with the awe feeling. The movement of the boat was like a person sitting in the extreme front and one in the extreme back would feel as if they play see saw. Sitting in the front I was thrilled to bits, waters everywhere. We sailed with absolute pleasure. But who can predict a capricious climate? There was a sudden change, a strong storm a-brewing. Dark clouds obscured the sun. When all these happened our heart missed a beat. Underneath the clouds, the rain moved towards us like a wraith’s veil of sorrow. The billowing waves were so heavy that the boat started to shift its base. The place around us completely covered with mist; apparently all of us in the boat were all misty-eyed.

The boat couldn't withstand the blustery wind. The wind was squally, partially meek, and partially strong. It heaved and tossed in the rising swell. The rain whipped down like crystal nails which injected pain to us. Some started to shout as the boat started to tilt too much. “Arggghhhhhhhhhh”, shouting, yelling and ruckus were just like the Titanic movie. Now don’t ask me who the Jack is, as I did not find any rose there. The anchor shouted at us in Hindi to balance the boat. The brine hissed and sissed, lashing my face, and I felt a fever in my eyes. The timber planks screaked and shuddered, but the boat righted itself many times proving to be a life saver. My aunt, who was on my left, chanted all the deities possible. I stood aghast, the lacerating rain, winnowing wind made me scared stiff. The horror left us tongue-tied. The climate changed in a minute. The boat steered towards the Ross Island. As expected my pants were wet, oh, no no, not as you people think. To our relief these 20 minutes incident turned out to be a hair breadth escape.

Alas, you could see how corpse calm sea rise and turn a hell throbbing grey with woe.

The remaining 3 days would be continued in Part III.

Note: No photos could be clicked during the incident. We were all horrified, one of my horrified look post that horror. Sorry.

Half yearly updates 2014 - Part II

July

Heavy rains lashed Ooty:

Heavy rain, wind, chill climate, Ooty receives monsoon late. To say it directly, Ooty receives monlate.

The ecstasy on World cup Football was at rife:

With 90 minutes, a nation famous for wine and another for beer, Indians with a perfect mix are just loving the kicks I hope. 

*FravsGer*

Everyday prediction was taking a roam on social media, since all football matches happened at the midnight, see what I predicted

Predictions tonight: 

I think I ll sleep soon.

*Worldcup*

Budget:

By imposing 72% tax on smokers, this Govt. has made all the smokers an asset to the country's economy, just like TN Govt. achieved through TASMAC. 

*Clever budget*

This Arun Jaitley should definitely be a bird lover. Sanitation of birds have been taken care by proposing 200cr statue. Birds no need to pee on small statues henceforth.

*Budget*

Population day – A calculation:

World population day - A calculation: 

Addition - Increase is inevitable.

Subtraction - Decrease is unthinkable. 

Division - Divide and live is advisable.

Multiplication - Multiply and strive is insensible. 

*Census is ok, senses should be spewed through awareness*

When weapons brought down the Malaysian flight in Ukraine:

Weapon - if separated sounds like weep on.. No?

Israel and Gaza:

Pray for Gaza, Pray for Isreal, Pray for this, pray for that.

Pray who? Is the root cause of all the killings of humans by humans.

Eid Mubarak: To my Islam friends:

Let the reverse of 'Eid' get reversed. May you 'live' in peace by not reversing 'live'. 

Sania was again pulled into trouble on communal basis:

Reactions of remote Tamils on Sania - BJP spat.

Tamils: Enna ya Prechanai.

Media: Sania.

Tamils: Sania? Ada maadukku sanda poottaa paravale, empa sanikku?

August

August first week is always special, and as for updates got some special ones too.

Look girls (except for who got married) happy friendship day, if this relation blossoms lets celebrate Valentine’s Day, if not I ll let you celebrate Raksha Bandhan.

*Conditions apply*

This calculation on Friendship day, hope I am correct:

If a boy and girl feel special today, then this calculation proves they'll celebrate another day.

Boy and girl - 2 people, feel special being friends. Friends - 7 letters. Their happiness multiplies month by month. So 7th month from now, multiplies 7*2 = 14. 

*This was successful to many I hope*

Just when the youngsters were happy on the above calculation Raksha Bandhan happens.

You 'k not' flirt no more - meaning of rakhi 'knot'.

*A day for girls to break hearts of guys*

Independence Day arrives post the Muzzafarnagar riots.

Then - Patriots 

Now - Pat riots

*Space sums it all*

Duncan Fletcher was criticized a lot after the England series. The action of BCCI was

Duncan couldn't and so BCCI appoints Shastri? Ok. This could be explained with their names itself. Here we go..

'Duncan't, so Shastry' - BCCI.

*Decision post the surrendering performance*.

  

Happy birthday Chennai. People always complain Chennai is hot. No. I feel Bangalore is hot.. No? Only guys can feel this. 

*Madras Day*

As usual August ends with Ganesh Chaturthi.

Happy Ganesh Chathurthi.

Girls stop making fun of guys having bellies; else lord Ganesha will poke your eyes.

September

September first week is absolutely not my week, here’s why

My father was a teacher, a great teacher indeed. All I could do as a fitting tribute is to live as per this proverb – “Vathiyar Pulle Makku”.

*Happy Teachers Day*

J&K floods, Army – The unsung heroes:

To fundamentalists and those who hold veneration high, the rescue works happening in Kashmir is proving that the only religion people can rely on is Humanity. 

*J&K floods - Heart goes out to the victims*

Whenever there is an iphone release, I can update this:

iPhone, 'I' is an expression of awe of most Indians. Just like kids awing at many things (I car, I bus, I aeroplane). But when the price is announced expression changes... just a vowel is added... From 'I' to IO. 

*iphone6 launch*

I was on the banks of the river Kaveri, and this thought came:

Starting from Ka - Kashmir, ending in Ri - Kanyakumari if rivers are connected, in the middle Ve - people will be benefitted no? Which forms KaVeRi? Eventually the acronym KA for states is Karnataka.

Modi was in US and was speaking in Hindi:

Indians, while abroad, can flaunt on one thing, that we are Multilingual. Apart from that if I go and speak in Hindi in US I ll look like a clown no?

Infact the only Hindi I know is 'Ek gow mei Ek kissan ragu thatha’.

Sadly Orkut had to Bid Adieu:

Orkut Shutdown:

The first ever social networking sight which ten years back itself indicated that social networking will be a scrap.

October

October started with a proud moment:                

Well done Mary Kom. Well done. You proved the archaic saying 'women are physically weak' wrong again. Wish every woman is like Mary Kom (except for the girls whom I try to flirt). 

*Asian games* *Gold*

Birthday of Gandhiji is a sad day for drunkards no?:

The happiness of the 145th birthday of Gandhi ji is majorly camouflaged by the sorrow of other numbers like 90, 180, 360..!!

*Gandhi Jayanthi*

Being a cricket lover sad that I occasionally watched CLT20:

Chennai vs Kolkatta, happening in Bengaluru? Well, we'll put this way Chennai vs Bengal-uru happening in Bengaluru. Off late I have started liking Bengal... Come on Kolkatta.

*CLT20* *CSKvsKKR*.

Being jobless, all these thoughts arise, helpless:

T20 means Twenty-Twenty. Ok. But noticed? T is the 20th letter in the alphabets. So even that means T20 no?

*You people agree that I am jobless?*.

Was kind of laughing on the reactions of people when Jayalalitha got arrested:

Democracy:

De mo cracy people are, De mo cracy politicians will be.

And as usual October ends with Deepavali:

Once upon a time there was a woman named Deepa who had a pestering husband. She was pestered so much that she expected something to happen to him. Once, while he was walking through a forest something bursted and burnt his back. In pain he shouted, DEEPA VALI. From then on this woman started to burst crackers and celebrate naming it DEEPAVALI.

*My version of Deepavali history* *Happy Deepavali*

November

Kamal Hasan’s Birthday:

Kam al Kamal Has-an amazing talent, lets wish happy birthday. Happy birthday Kamal, you are my favourite actor.. Ah.. actors.. Ah.. actress.. Ah...

Double century in ODI’s, and again by an Indian:

Sachin Tendulkar - Indian - Double century (200).

Virendar Sehwag - Indian - Double Century (219).

Rohit Sharma - Indian - Double century (209).

Rohit Sharma - Indian - Double Century (264). 

Cricket - Indians - Double importance (Infinity).

Children’s day:

Happy birthday Jawaharlal Nehru. You loved Children, asked to love children. I think 'love children' has been highly misunderstood which is producing/ has produced plenty of pedophiles making India top the list in child sexual abuse.

Some random thought after facing much hard times this month:

Thought:

If one is pensive about his ex, he will definitely turns out to be expensive.

December

A try in tamil on Bharathi’s birthday:

அடிமைப்படுத்தி வாழ்வது ஆங்கிலத்தின் வன்மை 

அரவணைத்து வாழவைப்பது தமிழின் தன்மை 

புகழ்ப்பாட மட்டும் தானா செந்தமிழின் தொன்மை??

ஐயகோ! அழிவின் விழும்பில் என் தாய் தமிழின் பண்மை.

பாரதியார் காலம் அப்போது -அ 

பாரதி யார்? காலம் தற்போது - A. 

ISL season:

Semi Finals:

Well done Kerala, having God God's blessings no wonder you won. 

*ISL* *ChennaivsKerala*

Dear Kerala:

Having banned alcohol, we knew how desperate you were to get kicks. But remember you can win TN only in football kicks.

*ISL*

A comparison B/W Chennai team and Kerala team. What do you call a person who bets – Better?

As for IPL and Cricket, juxtaposing Chennai and Kerala, the former is far far BETTER.. No? 

*If you know what I mean*

After the loss of Phil Hughes, Australians win was seen emotional:

Indians are well known for emotions and sentiments. Letting Australia win for Phil Hughes is an example. 

*What to do, have to console like this only* *IndvsAus*

Last week of December and New Year was in Bengaluru:

Off to Bangaluru. For those who wants to know the purpose of my visit - Not only my phone goes on roaming, me too.

Finally, here’s my New Year wish:

As IV in 2014 changes to V (2015), a message is clearly but subtly conveyed. 'I' is removed, 'V' alone triumphs .No?

*Advance New Year wishes*

Disclaimer: All political and religious views are personal and not to offend. If found offensive, I am a 5.4" lilliputian and very much coward enough to defend even verbal violence. To those who feel the updates are mokkai, well, what can you expect from a vetti fellow. Fun intended.

Thanks